I don’t believe in a god or a heaven but my ideal heaven would be a place where clocks and time and obligations do not exist. Imagine how nice that would be.
And you could freeze time whenever you wanted to.
October 2011
“I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.”
—Mitch Hedberg (via simko)
September 2011
Aquarians know more about technological gadgets than some professionals.
Haha yeah! I could put the employees at Best Buy, Radio Shack, Office Depot, etc. to shame.
I just don’t like working on commission is all, and I can’t sell anything for the life of me.
“A crowd will always will always draw a crowd, whatever be the purpose.”
—Alexander Hamilton (via foundingfatherfest)
That moment you find yourself wishing for some Doctor Who/Oregon Trail fan art.
Seriously, why isn’t there any?
