Anonymous said: I am going to New York in a couple weeks do you know a club I could go to that's fun and different? ;)
If you’re looking for fucked up and difficult, I’ve got just the place for you. New York’s hottest club is HWAAAAAN!
Currently taking place in the iPhone 6 waiting line outside the Apple store in Times Square, this sensible 9 to 5 rave is the brainwave of fallen-off-the-wagon-and-down-the-cliff billionaire Doperah Ginfrey.
This place has everything: Zambonis, pogo stick enthusiasts, overly touchy-feely TSA agents… And make sure to come on down this Friday for a performance by a group of human typewriters.
(Seth: … What’s a human typewriter?)
It’s that thing where you dunk a bunch of midgets in ink, then catapult them into a wall one at a time while making “tik-a-tik-a-tik” noises and then go “DING” at the end.
So yeah, that’s what I think you should do.